Sunday, November 1, 2009

Gangsta Rap.

Scene.

Sarah sits in the passenger seat of the Torres family car.
Mateo, 3 years old, sits on her lap in his Superman pajamas and New York City cap.
Jennifer, 7 years old, sits in the trunk with a friend.
Vivi, mother, is driving (slightly recklessly) having avoided running over a dog and crashing into a car only because Sarah shouts out and braces herself.

Sarah is terrified and realizes she is the only one in the car with a seat-belt on.

Sarah silently vows to close her eyes when in a car. It is just better that she not know what is happening.

Vivi, cheerful and oblivious to the fact that the group has narrowly avoided disaster, pops a CD into the car.

"My adrenaline's pumpin'. I got my stereo bumpin'. I'm 'bout to kill me somethin'. A pig stopped me for nuthin'!"

Vivi is singing and Mateo starts shouting along.

Sarah's mouth is wide open.

Yes, yes, this is Ice Tea's Cop Killer that is blasting out of this car.

Sarah feels compelled to cover Mateo's ears, but then realizes that she is the only one in the car who understands what is being said.

Sarah, unable to cope with the ridiculous-ness of the situation, busts up laughing and can only wonder...who the heck gave them this album?

End scene.



1 comment:

  1. same thing happened with me. except 6 and 7 year old girls singing "it's your birthday" by 50 cent... i'm into having sex not into making luv... got me...

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